A reluctant vampire, a cursed prophecy, and a darkly funny apocalypse buddy comedy.

Meet Vincent Lupo: immortal, sardonic, and utterly unqualified for heroism. From cults whispering prophecy, to vampire turf wars, to history itself being rewritten, Vincent stumbles, snarls, and improvises his way through disasters he never asked to be part of.

With a found family of misfits—a reckless apprentice, a ghost with unfinished business, and a retired civil servant who’s better with knitting needles than most hunters are with swords—Vincent faces ancient curses, blood-soaked conspiracies, and the curse of caring when he’d rather be drinking.

Darkly funny, action-packed, and unexpectedly heartfelt, this trilogy is for fans of urban fantasy with bite, banter, and very bad decisions.

Destiny Can Bite Me - Book One of the Fang & Loathing Trilogy - available in ebook and paperback: https://mybook.to/destinycanbite